i'm so, i'm so, starstruck...

They're here!! The family arrived yesterday in a blaze of car, cuteness, and swimming. The kids are really cute! the oldest one, Matthew, 13, is really into baseball and basketball, and spent the first section of being here checking on his scores in the march madness thing. I completely don't understand, but he's a funny kid! Kind of sarcastic, which is cool with me, the cynic that i am. Emily, 10, and Westley Ann, 8, are really funny, like a tag team of talking! they all seem to want to know me, which i hadn't expected. Susan, my sister, has made a complete 180˚, and she's funny, and friendly, and social, which i was totally not expecting! Micheal, my brother-in-law, is the quietly funny type, and ex-AP-history teacher, and he has that teacher voice, that makes me stop dead and sends a chill through my blood. They all went swimming yesterday, and then i made the girls some Nutella bread and we played toilet tag in the front yard. toilet tag is one person chases everyone, and when they tag you, you have to go down on you haunches, and hold your arm out, like a toilet, and then the other not-it people have to touch your hand to unfreeze you, or get tagged themselves. we were only playing with four people though, so it was really hard to get everyone tagged... i just about passed out from trying! At least we're all bonding! after they had all gone to bed, i went to hang out with David, Allen, and Donny, and we walked around in a park and i found a really nice imitation riviera watch!! gold plating and everything! i guess my spring break luck is turning, and i'll Craig's list the watch, buy some Vivienne Westwood rocking horse shoes!! Suh-weet!!! i'll put up some pics when i get them! :D

We are family!! Talkin' bought my sisters and me!!

Well, spring break has come and, for the most part gone. another family adventure, and another holiday lost. My Dad was married before he married my mom, and had had two daughters with that woman, so i've got two step-half-sisters, in addition to my brother, and they hate us... well, they hate my mom, brother and me. They like my dad, which is why one of them decided to come visit us. dun dun duuuuuhh. So about two weeks ago my mom went into over drive and started hanging al the art in the house, and vacuuming everything, and buying chairs and poufs and doilies, and we still haven't finished cleaning the house!! She should be here tomorrow, with her husband and three kids in tow. Now, i USUALLY am a very family oriented person, because i want to know the people related to me by blood, but these two sisters have been known to treat my brother and i with cruel and unusual punishments, unowed to OUR attitudes, and my mom with complete indifference. They don't have sticks up their butts, they have whole trees, and i REALLY don't want to put up with them for 4 days, and 6 nights.

Apart from that family fiasco, my brother, who has, lets say, an aversion to following the laws, got arrested on Wednesday, spent the night in jail, and got bailed out by his girlfriend yesterday night. By god, if there isn't an illegal substance or law that he hasn't broken or used, i'll eat my closet... This is the second time he's been in the Mesa city jail, and the second time he has been in there for contempt. Contempt is a fancy way of saying the dumb shit skipped his court date, and thereby pissed off the judge. So Spring Break isn't going to great for me, and i can NOT wait to get back to school, even though this last quarter of my junior year is bound to suck, at least it gets me away from Felon boy, and his side-kick Warrant-For-Your-Arrest, and our archnemisis, the Weaver family. Doo do do DOOOOOO!! It's a bird, It's a Plane, It's Super Kiko! fleeing the site of the family havoc!!!

Bahahaha... to top this whole week off, i have been so busy containing fires that i've been stuck in a pink tank top, sports bra, and Kim possible cargo pants this whole damn week!! That's Right!! I've haven't even had time to change outfits! that, my friends is the biggest tragedy of them all. not only is it unsanitary, but it's the absolutely most un-kiko thing i've done in years... Damn family, allways getting in the way of me and my fashion statements. I'll upload pics of the whole schenanigan when i get them. Stay tuned, Super Kiko and the Attack of the Family-Creature will be back after these short messages!!